monica-geller:

*adds ‘haha’ at the end of my completely non-funny text message to ensure that the recipient knows i’m a lighthearted, nice person who knows how to have a good time*

everyone’s getting into relationships and you know what im getting? some more food brb

Breathe in.
This is not the end.
Breathe out.
You are worth it.

rehateable:

why does having my tv on make me feel safer

Like I’m attractive but not attractive attractive like I’m attractive enough to not be ugly

Please don’t yell at me, I know I’m a shitty person but I already hurt myself enough for it and for you to add to that pain, well that’s just unbearable.